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Aug 7

Hello! I just saw your "welsh word for microwave" post, and 1.) thank you for the information and 2.) now I'm very curious what the three words for jellyfish are, if you care to share?

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ABSOLUTELY, FRIEND

These fall into the categories of ‘official term’, 'slang term’ and 'children’s term’ but NOT respectively:

  • Sglefren fôr (lit: “the sea skater”)
  • Pysgodyn Wibli Wobli (lit: “wibbly wobbly fish”)
  • Cont y môr (lit: “the cunt of the sea”)

Hey can you guess the official term. Can you guess. Guess. Which is the official term, do you reckon. Which one’s proper. Can you guess.

Edit: I just remembered this is an option now:

which of the above do you think is the proper term

Sglefren fôr

Pysgodyn Wibli Wobli

Cont y môr

Don’t bother reblogging for sample size this is deeply stupid

Aug 7

unknownbinaries:

a stack of square holographic stickers on a wooden desktop with a silver sharpie for scale. they're black with a necronomicon seal, and the words '502 bad gateway' in glitchy blue, silver and yellow separation effectALT

i am embarrassed to say that these have been kicking around my desk for literally a couple months and i’ve only just posted them for sale

Aug 7

bethanythemartian:

from-your-ashes:

pixelsmasher:

thebindingbird:

HORF

Oh my fucking ribs.

this is clearly a case of a dog being reincarnated in the wrong body

I’ve seen this post dozens of times and yet I always stop to read it again and again because “dead HORF” never fails to make me laugh

Aug 7

lew-basnight:

beardedmrbean:

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Your dad is gerrymandering that pizza

Aug 7

northshorewave:

northshorewave:

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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn’t exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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Aug 7

inthetags:

Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal

Aug 7

captora:

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He is Kenobi

Aug 7

bvlma:

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My neighbour totoro, 1988

Aug 6

blinkpen:

blinkpen:

a baby fire goes to school at the cindergarten

ready to burn their ABCs

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Aug 6

eldritchpaws:

Gideon Nav has strong Orange Cat Energy™️ and no one can convince me otherwise